Quick and easy sheet pan meal! Perfectly roasted shrimp and cauliflower tossed with a bright and tangy Meyer lemon salsa. Dinner is done in 13 minutes! Paleo, gluten-free, healthy!
We are having a rare warm spell in NYC, it is absolutely glorious. Penelope (my pup, in case you are new here) and I were footloose and fancy-free in the park this morning practically skipping with joy in the sunshine.
Skipping so much in fact that both of us failed to notice the park police lumbering our way. Expletive, I thought, as they approached with a “Ma’am, do you have a leash for that dog?”
That dog? Ugh, I hated him already. Yes, it was after off-leash hours, yes, I should have had P on a leash but it’s 60 degrees outside in February! and we are SKIPPING! That’s what I wanted to say to the cop, but he had no sense of humor. Like none. Not even a little smile or nod when I tried to crack a, “do you need to read Penelope her Miranda rights?” joke.
A $100 fine later… we lost a little bit of our skip. More due to the cop with no personality than the ticket. I took a mugshot of P to commemorate the day.